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"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"

- me (via clitdesu)

(Source: sadmommy2010)

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*

nishlo:

it takes me like 10 days to get comfortable when i sit down why cant i be a cat

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Anonymous:
I'm no where as good looking as you. Therefore I'm not good enough for you. My ship has sunk.
Me:

You are your own worst critic. Send me something off anon, I would love to talk (:

themalu:
1920's, you?
Me:

Either 1920’s or anywhere from the 60’s-80’s.

Anonymous:
Can i eat you out 4 days?
Me:

As great as that all sounds, I’m going to have to say no. Grey face, and at the moment I only really want one person to eat me out. Sorrrryyy

Anonymous:
How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?
Me:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

eartheld:

eartheld:

evergreenphotography:

Day dreaming about this summer is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

mostly nature

mostly nature

eartheld:

eartheld:

evergreenphotography:

Day dreaming about this summer is the only thing keeping me sane right now.

mostly nature
mostly nature

homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach